by Dave Schumaker
Tired of those winter acid trips that left ya' sitting in a tire swing in your Missouri backyard, utterly stoned, staring at the great blue sky?
Well...
I got great news for ya. The 1977 Kansas City Royals are back...FOR REDEMPTION!
Forget all your petty cares about your life because baseball beckons again. That's right, folks, we hope to see you out at Royals Stadium this year for what certainly ought to be a division win. The New York Yankees bested the Royals in the ALCS 3-games-to-2 last season. But no worries! The Yankees simply got the Royals madder than a kicked hornest nest!
Here are our last memories of last season...
